TeemDrop costs live · 17 Aug 2026

Offer test queue

Ranked by dollars added to average order value. Profit per visitor rides alongside as a guardrail.

Live now → Listicle vs Hybrid, started 17 Aug. The queue below starts when it ends — one test at a time.

Baseline

AOV today
$112.67
TeemDrop revenue / order, 7 days
Cushions / order
1.33
65.6% are single-unit
Cover attach
94–100%
Pre-checked, never below 89.8%
Freight / parcel
$22.42
83% of cost. Per box, not per unit.

Two ways to add AOV

Route A — safe

Put more in the box

extra cushion → +$74.90 AOV for $15.56
extra cover → +$14.95 AOV for $1.05

Front-end price never changes, so conversion can't fall.

Route B — needs a conversion check

Charge more for the same box

July: cushion $79 → $94
AOV +$17.61 · profit per visitor −38%

Best AOV number on record. Halved conversion doing it.

Dollars added to AOV

$0 +$5 +$10 Spare cover add-on +$7.47 Cushion $84.95 +$6.65 Upsell 1 → $49.95 +$5.68 to +$10.68 Cover $19.95 +$4.75 Get 1 → Get 2 gap +$3.03 to +$7.62 Compare-at anchor nothing direct −$2.64 Drop Get 3 / Get 4
Route A Route B if the mix shift lands

Run these, in this order

1

Add a spare cover, pre-checked, $14.95

+$7.47AOV $120.14

The covers are machine-washable, so you need a spare to have one on while the other washes.

Route A Assumes 50% attach At 30% +$4.48 At 70% +$10.46 Costs $1.05
ShipAOV up, profit per visitor not down
Killattach under 15%, or checkout completion −5%
2

Cushion $79.95 → $84.95

+$6.65AOV $119.32

Half the step that failed in July. Biggest prize, worst odds — see the ladder below.

Route B Break-even CVR drop 7.2% Predicted ~13% Confidence Low
ShipAOV up and profit per visitor holds
KillCVR −10% for 3 days straight — don't wait out the week
3

Upsell 1: $69.95 → $49.95

+$5.68range +$0.69 to +$10.68

Cut the post-purchase price to buy take rate. Today it runs 13.3% at $69.95. It has to reach 21.1% to break even, and it is a one-click impulse offer — the cheapest place you have to find that.

No front-end risk Break-even take 21.1% Assumes 30% At 40% +$10.68
Shiptake rate clears 21.1%
Killtake stalls under 21% — you are just discounting
4

Cover $14.95 → $19.95

+$4.75AOV $117.42

Cushion stays at $79.95. Attach has to fall below 71% before this loses money.

Route B Break-even attach 71% Lowest ever 89.8% Costs $1.05
ShipAOV up, attach above 80%
Killattach under 71%
5

Widen the Get 1 → Get 2 gap

+$3.03up to +$7.62

Second cushion $74.90 → $69.90, per-unit price shown on both tiers. Widest range here: every buyer who steps up adds $69.90.

Route A Get 1 is 65.6% of orders Break-even shift 4.4% Assumes 10% shift
ShipAOV up
KillGet 2 share flat by day 4 — then the $5 is a giveaway
6

Compare-at anchor

$0indirect only

Raise the struck-through price, touch no sell price. No direct AOV — it earns its slot by making the Get 2 step-up look cheaper, and it costs nothing.

Margin given up $0.00 Worst case flat
Shipconversion or Get 2 share improves

What a post-purchase upsell can actually earn

From the gel mattress topper workup. The question was whether a topper could add $20 per order. It cannot — and the table shows why, for anything.

Take rateLight accessory
COGS $1
Second cushion
COGS $16
Gel topper
COGS $321–737
5%$413$428$743–1,172
15%$139$153$468–897
25%$84$99$413–842
40%$53$68$382–811
60%$35$50$365–794

The frontier is a $35–68 item taken by 40–60% of buyers. Nothing else clears $20. A 40kg topper needs to sell at $800–1,200 at any believable take rate, and its $583 DHL quote may mean the quoted COGS is ex-factory anyway. Your second cushion at $49.95 is the only thing you already stock that sits on that frontier — which is test 3.

Today Upsell 1 earns $9.30 of AOV per order ($69.95 at 13.3%). The doc's own best case for the topper was $3.30.

Why test 2 is flagged

never tested $69.95 lost, June $79.95 CURRENT — won twice $84.95 $89.95 $94.00 CVR −54%

$69.95 → $79.95 raised price 14% and conversion went up. $79 → $94 raised it 19% and halved conversion. The cliff is in between and nobody has looked.

What the three tests proved

TestAOVCVRProfit / visitor
June — cushion $69.95 → $79.95
+ cover $9.95 → $14.95
+$15.61+13.4% +39.4%Soft win
July — page design
Current vs Claude design
−$6.96+35.6% +21.0%Win
July — cushion $79 → $94
+ cover $14 → $19
+$17.61−53.9% −38%Fail

Read the AOV column alone and you get both answers wrong. Your best-ever test lost $6.96 of AOV. Your best-ever AOV gain cost 38% of profit. Grow AOV — just don't judge a test on it by itself.

Off the backlog

Get 1 ceiling → $94.95 Already run. +$17.61 AOV, −54% conversion, −38% profit. Settled.
Drop Get 3 / Get 4 tiers Cuts AOV $2.64. Only 3.3% of orders but the biggest ones.
Cover name test Attach 94–100% in every arm. No headroom to measure.
Gel mattress topper upsell $321–737 landed, 40kg, $583 express freight. Needs $800–1,200 to work. Best case $3.30/order.
Supplement upsells Zero sales to existing buyers.

Cadence

134 orders a day means a 7-day 50/50 test gives ~470 orders per arm — 4.7× the SOP minimum. Sample size isn't the constraint; day-of-week coverage is. One week each, starting after Listicle vs Hybrid closes.

  1. Week 1Spare cover add-on+$7.47
  2. Week 2Cushion $84.95 probe+$6.65
  3. Week 3Upsell 1 → $49.95+$5.68
  4. Week 4Cover $19.95+$4.75
  5. Week 5Get 1 → Get 2 gap+$3.03
  6. Week 6Compare-at anchor$0

All six at base case: AOV $112.67 → $140.25, +$27.58. Tests 1, 3 and 5 carry no front-end risk and are $16.18 of that.